The Woke Street Journal
August 9, 2024
February 6, 2024

The Woke Street Journal

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The biggest story out of yesterday was the border bill, which looks DOA. I believe that Biden has the power to “fix” this issue and that he doesn’t need a bill to do it. I think the idea of a border bill is political posturing and he either doesn’t want to fix the issue, or isn’t allowed to by his handlers.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Signals Retreat From Border Bill-Daily Wire

DeSantis Blasts Controversial Senate Border Bill: ‘Legalizing Illegal Immigration’-Daily Wire

“We have a huge issue in this country on our southern border. You can’t be a country if you don’t maintain control of your own territory,” DeSantis said. “And yet, this has been going on really for many, many years, decades, perhaps, but it’s never been this bad. And they have now unveiled a piece of legislation in Washington and I think people are starting to point out what a farce it is, to basically say that you only shut the border down once 5,000 people a day come illegally, which is about 2 million a year. So that’s basically legalizing illegal immigration. And there’s so many other things that are wrong with it. But I just think, taking a step back, what it shows me is it just shows me the contempt that these people in D.C. have for American taxpayers.”

@TheBabylonBee New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

RFK Jr. Slams ‘Disaster’ Senate Border Bill, Takes Issue With Ukraine Funds-Daily Wire

“The new Senate Bill is a disaster. We’ve already spent $113 [billion] on this proxy war in Ukraine,” Kennedy said in a post to X. “Requesting an additional $60 [billion] when we have so many problems at home including inflation and the border crisis is reckless. No more money for Ukraine until we have a secure border, a booming economy and pay off some of our $34 [trillion] of debt.”

Trump Calls Border Bill ‘Trap’ For Republicans: ‘Don’t Be Stupid!’-Daily Wire

“Only a fool, or a Radical Left Democrat, would vote for this horrendous Border Bill, which only gives Shutdown Authority after 5000 Encounters a day, when we already have the right to CLOSE THE BORDER NOW, which must be done,” Trump posted on Truth Social on Monday morning.

“This Bill is a great gift to the Democrats, and a Death Wish for The Republican Party,” Trump continued. “It takes the HORRIBLE JOB the Democrats have done on Immigration and the Border, absolves them, and puts it all squarely on the shoulders of Republicans. Don’t be STUPID!!!”

The other big story of the day is Tucker Carlson in Russia to try to interview Putin.

@CollinRugg NEW: CNN is fuming that journalist Tucker Carlson is doing journalism in Russia instead of spewing propaganda like CNN. Carlson was spotted in Russia this weekend as speculation swirls that he interviewed Vladimir Putin. CNN is livid. “Putin is trying to court the MAGA GOP in the United States. In fact, one of the leaders of the MAGA GOP is in Moscow tonight.” “It's the man you see here with the MAGA leader, Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, possibly there in Moscow to interview Putin, definitely there as a Putin supporting celebrity.” Cry more.

I think Putin is a bad guy, but I have two military age boys and I keep hearing about how we may have to send troops to Ukraine or Europe to fight Russia so I’d like to hear what they guy has to say. Schumer Warns U.S. Troops Will Be Sent to Fight Russians if Border Bill Is Not Passed-Breitbart

This story is not going away. This ‘Woke Kindergarten’ madness is all of Donald Trump’s dreams come true-The Telegraph

For anyone who writes a regular newspaper column dedicated to satirising the excesses of the modern Left, these are difficult times. Obviously the problem is not a lack of material. There’s more material than any columnist could ever hope to accommodate. The problem, instead, is that the material is often so utterly preposterous, it doesn’t actually need to be mocked or parodied. It leaves satire wholly redundant.

Take, for example, the following news story published over the weekend in the San Francisco Chronicle. It reports that a struggling elementary (i.e. primary) school has spent $250,000 (c£200,000) of federal funds on the services of a radical Left-wing educational organisation. Its name? “Woke Kindergarten.”

Deutsche Bank Unit Says New ESG Rules to Trigger Divestments-Bloomberg

The European Securities and Markets Authority will start enforcing new requirements in the coming months, targeting funds that reference ESG, sustainability, transition and impact in their names to ensure those terms really reflect what the portfolio holds. Though not yet finalized, the rules are already forcing asset managers to review portfolio holdings and make any necessary adjustments.


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